Oh hello mammoth piece of bloody flesh
He is so excited to eat you
Please don't be overcooked
He likes his steak to moo
In his dreams he licks his lips,
Sometimes he can't sleep 'cause he wants to eat the sheep
And when sleep comes he dreams of Certified Angus Beef
Vegetarian, Vegan, and all the hippie-freaks
He doesn't understand, he feels it's unfair
He indulges in the scrumptious limbs and innards
Poor herbivores, it's a JUNGLE out there
