Top 10 Signs Your Man Might Be Addicted to World of War Craft

1. You no longer have to make dinner because he no longer eats anything that cannot be consumed in front of his computer with one hand.

2. Your new pet name is Ayrmrishrya

3. Instead of sex he fantasizes about building up his character and selling him on E-bay.

4. Going out on dates just took a back seat to the oh so exciting sit-on-the-couch-and -watch-werewolf-man-club-bad-guys.

5. He spends an inordinate amount of time talking on-line with someone named Bighjeudycjsk about special powers.

6. His new light up key board with ten billion special functions and settings designed for "gaming" gets more action than you do.

7. He insists on being called "The Chosen One"

8. You pretend to act very enthralled about the notion that one day your man's character could fly… that is, after he gets a mount but apparently he can't get a mount until level 40...and then he can fly at level 70…but he can't get to level 70 yet because he has to purchase some sort of expansion package….why god? Why?

9. When you are home together you're only allowed to use the internet to check the weather and you are only allowed to check the weather if there is a huge funnel cloud within a 2-3 mile radius of your home.

10. You start a support group for other women whose lives have been ravished by W.O.W. and ultimately decide to build your own character so the two of you can continue your relationship in cyber space.